Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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