I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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