the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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