I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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