Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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