life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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