I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I think people are normalizing furries
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