I think my fart just growled at me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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