If that was your dad, he is hot
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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