Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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