I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I have fence marks all over my body
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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