so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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