Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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