i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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