God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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