omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
