Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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