saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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