sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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