ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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