Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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