I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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