It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
love makes seman taste better
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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