32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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