All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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