like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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