i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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