Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have aggressive nipples.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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