So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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