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Wat do u mean how?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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