It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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