In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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