I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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