So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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