Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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