I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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