I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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