I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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