So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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