Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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