no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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