How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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