so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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