How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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