it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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