I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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