We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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