Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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