it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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