he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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