After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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