some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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