I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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